Walking into a sex toy store—or scrolling through one online—can feel like landing on another planet where everything is shaped like something that might make you blush. There's a dizzying array of options, from simple vibrators that could pass for modern art sculptures to contraptions so complex they look like they require an engineering degree. Don't panic! Everyone starts somewhere, and finding your perfect match is part of the journey.

For beginners, I always recommend starting with something straightforward and versatile. Think of it like cooking—you don't jump straight to making beef Wellington; you start with scrambled eggs. A basic bullet vibrator or a classic dildo with simple functionality gives you room to explore without overwhelming yourself. Look for body-safe materials (silicone, ABS plastic, or glass) and avoid anything with that new shower curtain smell—that's phthalates, and they have no business being near your sensitive bits. The price point matters too, but I'd caution against the absolute cheapest options. You wouldn't buy the lowest-priced parachute, would you? Some things are worth investing in.